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Jumper... short review!

Here's when I realised this movie was bad...well, I knew it was bad within 5 minutes, so really bad, then.

The main character has been taken by the police, with his girlfriend, when he utters the following words... "I don't know this woman! Millie please go to the hotel!"

You see the problem here... it reminds me of Mortal Combat (the movie) where the protagonists are chasing an enemy down a labyrinth, when they suddenly arrive at a cross section. One of the characters then say, "I think he went this way..." and where do he point?

Down a corridor filled with cobwebs, and I dont just mean a few cobwebs in the corner, I mean all over the fu... place!

You see the problem? :)

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The Wanderman

Welcome traveller, to my little Realm in this vast sea of infinite knowledge. My true name is K. Axel Carlsson, a viking, game designer, and, of course, a teacher in the truest sense of the word!

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